golden

22Mar07

Oh man. I’m not gonna lie. It was embarassing when the president of our college complimented me on my tan.
Yes. I’m stuck in IA and I’ve been frequenting a tanning salon. I enjoy the fact that I’m more tan than the people who went to CA and FL. C’mon!

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perverse

15Mar07

i know that this is very wrong, but i secretly love it when “old flames” date girls who are way uglier than me.

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